Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.

When actors begin to think, it's time for a change. They are not fitted for it.

Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.

About the only good thing you can say about old age is, it's better than being dead!

Too much has been said of the heroes of history-the strong men, the troublesome men; too little of the amiable, the kindly, the tolerant.

In point of morals, the average woman is, even for business, too crooked.

On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing