Most people tire of a lecture in ten minutes; clever people can do it in five. Sensible people never go to lectures at all. But the people who do go to a lecture and who get tired of it, presently hold it as a sort of grudge against the lecturer personally. In reality his sufferings are worse than theirs.
Stephen LeacockOn the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing
Stephen LeacockNow, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.
Stephen LeacockAbout the only good thing you can say about old age is, it's better than being dead!
Stephen LeacockI've seen lifelong friends drift apart over golf just because one could play better, but the other counted better.
Stephen Leacock