About the only good thing you can say about old age is, it's better than being dead!

Any two meals at a boarding-house are together less than two square meals.

If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it.

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets.