The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.
How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?
Ideas are self-replenishing, like snot
Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once
Most books are so well written they barely have any effect on the reader's senses
The law is where reality goes to die.