What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you’re in heaven, bored rigid

One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.

A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.

The law is where reality goes to die.

How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?

What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you’re in heaven, bored rigid

The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.