What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you’re in heaven, bored rigid

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

Sanity’s a virginity of the mind

How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?

Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.

The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.

Originality irritates so obscurely that people may have to evolve to scratch it.