The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.

In books there's nothing of the fish covered in the coldness of the sea, or the feeling of a star touching space. Bad for business.

What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you’re in heaven, bored rigid

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.