The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.

Let us forget the past - this is the only way to be genuinely surprised.

The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.

What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you’re in heaven, bored rigid