Originality irritates so obscurely that people may have to evolve to scratch it.

What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you’re in heaven, bored rigid

Originality irritates so obscurely that people may have to evolve to scratch it.

In books there's nothing of the fish covered in the coldness of the sea, or the feeling of a star touching space. Bad for business.

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.

One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.

He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of human insect which will continue to live on this accursed planet. Everyone needs a goal.