How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?

Since childhood I’d been suspected of imagination

A key and a strangler - this is all a simple tale requires.

What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you’re in heaven, bored rigid

How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?

The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.

One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.