One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.

Since childhood I’d been suspected of imagination

Satire works in a bunch of specific ways, like a very precisely-geared bomb. It's a bit like something that looks harmless, and you swallow it, but once it's inside you it's too late, and it triggers, blowing up. And it's your specific inner beliefs and faulty arguments that trigger a satire bomb. If your arguments work, the bomb doesn't trigger, it doesn't need to.

One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.

We have truth in order not to die of art.

The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.

Gun stripping is the tea ceremony of America.