One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.

The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.

Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.

The law is where reality goes to die.

Sanity’s a virginity of the mind

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

Gun stripping is the tea ceremony of America.