Satire works in a bunch of specific ways, like a very precisely-geared bomb. It's a bit like something that looks harmless, and you swallow it, but once it's inside you it's too late, and it triggers, blowing up. And it's your specific inner beliefs and faulty arguments that trigger a satire bomb. If your arguments work, the bomb doesn't trigger, it doesn't need to.

Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running

One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.

The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.

A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.

What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?

How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?