The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.
Originality irritates so obscurely that people may have to evolve to scratch it.
He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of human insect which will continue to live on this accursed planet. Everyone needs a goal.
How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?
The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.
Ideas are self-replenishing, like snot