Ideas are self-replenishing, like snot

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

Since childhood I’d been suspected of imagination

The law is where reality goes to die.

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once