Since childhood I’d been suspected of imagination

Gun stripping is the tea ceremony of America.

Dreams always end before you kill the last person.

The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.

A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

An office is a machine for dying.