A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.
A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.
An office is a machine for dying.
A key and a strangler - this is all a simple tale requires.
The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.
What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you’re in heaven, bored rigid