A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails

Ideas are self-replenishing, like snot

Most books are so well written they barely have any effect on the reader's senses

Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running

Originality irritates so obscurely that people may have to evolve to scratch it.