Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter.

Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.

Scientists used to do an experiment whereby a dog's repeated reward for performing a task was unaccountably replaced by punishment. The dog, knowing it would be penalized for doing well or doing badly, would become melancholic and inactive. This and other unforeseeable results were funded by taxing up to sixty percent of people's earnings. People became strangely melancholic and inactive

Dreams always end before you kill the last person.

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.