Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once
An office is a machine for dying.
Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.
Most books are so well written they barely have any effect on the reader's senses
Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter.
Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running