One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.
Ideas are self-replenishing, like snot
The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.
Gun stripping is the tea ceremony of America.
Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter.
Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running