Most books are so well written they barely have any effect on the reader's senses

Gun stripping is the tea ceremony of America.

Ideas are self-replenishing, like snot

Let us forget the past - this is the only way to be genuinely surprised.

Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

Dreams always end before you kill the last person.