I thought if I had a Twitter feed and say I had a following of a 100,000, that means 100,000 of them would be interested in my book. It was logical, but it didn't turn out to be true. It turned out if I had a Twitter feed of a 100,000, four of them were interested in my book.

If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.

Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore.

Talent is the ability to say things well, but genius is the ability to, well, say things.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

Lacy was just as happy alone as with company. When she was alone, she was potential; with others she was realized.

Home to me is when someone comes up to me and says, "Can I get a selfie?" No. It's where your wife and your family are. It's the emotional place where you feel like you're not away from it.