Home to me is when someone comes up to me and says, "Can I get a selfie?" No. It's where your wife and your family are. It's the emotional place where you feel like you're not away from it.

It eventually appeared to be me, cinematically. When I was writing it I was actually an author, you know, writing a book. ... But there certainly is a difference in energy between a younger man and an older man.

To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.

Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.

When someone less capable is ahead of me, I am not pleased. It makes me insane.

I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday... unless there's a game on.

I didn't come from a wealthy family. I had no money. Maybe it goes back to naivete which is your greatest asset when you're young. If I was starting in comedy today and if it didn't work the first time, I'd probably quit. But I kept at it, kept at it.