The self-prepared dinner is a great time killer for lonely people and as much time should be spent on it as possible.
Steve MartinI hope people find my movies funny and will watch them years from now. And, in terms of writing, I hope that something remains that will not seem old-fashioned, that will still have a ยญvibrancy to it 50 years from now.
Steve MartinI believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.
Steve MartinWhat I mean is that none of my talents had a - what's that great word - rubric. A singer, an actor, a dancer - there was nothing I could really say I was. The writing came much later. And, actually, thank God, because if I had said I'm a singer, I would really have just had one thing to do.
Steve Martin