Yeah, well, we're all writers, aren't we? He's a writer that hasn't been published, and I'm a writer who hasn't written anything.

There are few takers for the quiet heart.

Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.

I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it.

I didn't worry if a bit got no response, as long as I believed it had enough response to linger.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.