If you're studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.
Steve MartinWith a cheery delicacy she divided my obsessions into three categories: acceptable, unacceptable, and hilarious.
Steve MartinYou cannot make your opportunities concur with the opportunities of people whose incomes are ten times greater than yours.
Steve Martin