I would like a wine. The purpose of the wine is to get me drunk. A bad wine will get me as drunk as a good wine. I would like the good wine. And since the result is the same no matter which wine I drink, I'd like to pay the bad wine price.

Writing is something I took up rather than anything I had an inclination toward. I like acting -delivering someone else's message - but writing is more of an accomplishment.

I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

In my banjo show with the Steep Canyon Rangers, I do do comedy during that show. It'd be absurd just to stand there mute and play 25 banjo songs.