I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.

The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.

The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?

Romance takes place when you first fall in love. It stirs all emotions and you can manipulate and be manipulated.

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.

I don't watch myself gener­ally. I do something, see it once, and then I'll probably never see it again unless it's an accident.

I had loved magic tricks from the time I was six or seven. I bought books on magic. I did magic acts for my parents and their friends. I was aiming for show business from early days, and magic was the poor man's way of getting in: you buy a trick for $2, and you've got an act.