A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.
Steve MartinThere's no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
Steve MartinThere's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
Steve MartinI was raised with "Laurel and Hardy" and "I Love Lucy" and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had a friend in high school and we would just laugh all day and put on skits. You know, it's the Andy Kaufman thing or the Marty Short thing where you're performing in your bedroom for yourself.
Steve Martin