There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

I'm trying to think of other ones. Oh, yeah, I'd say - somebody would buy something and we'd say, and because you are our hundredth customer today, you get a free paperback.

It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.

Knowledge of means without knowledge of ends is animal training.

I've run into people in my life who were so dramatic; people who are so extreme and so frustrating to be around that you end up thinking about them and talking about them for literally years after your experience with them is over.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

To me, torture would be, "I can't think what to write in the next sentence. I'm stuck." Torture would be if you didn't have the next idea.