Always...no wait...never.

Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.

Working at the magic shop really gave me a sense of comedy because it was all jokes.

How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?

You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

The presence of excessive wealth puts an unnatural spin on the appreciation of art.