Always...no wait...never.

Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.

I cannot smell mothballs because it's so difficult to get their little legs apart.

It's spooky to look at yourself, because you are never quite what you think you are. And you are never as good looking as the person you are acting with, or something like that. So I learned to stay away from it because it was giving me more negative feelings than positive ones.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Or is it that I think too much?

It's so hard to believe in anything anymore, you know what I mean? It's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, 'cause it seems so mythological, and seems so arbitrary; and then on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.