I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair.

When the person beside you is making you alert and keen and the idea of being with anyone else is not imaginable.

I'm trying to think of other ones. Oh, yeah, I'd say - somebody would buy something and we'd say, and because you are our hundredth customer today, you get a free paperback.

I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart.

They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Be so good they can't ignore you.