I never had a movie that I wanted to do turned down in my whole life. I always write the script first so it speaks for itself.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

...the divided world of Aspen, where locals with a sense of entitlement were pitted against developers with a sense of condominiums.

I'm not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.

Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.

I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.