I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.
Steve MartinI was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
Steve MartinSo she viewed time spent in the land of the normal as an investigation into the world of marriage-worthy men, even if she was unsure about her own interest in marriage. There must be one solid citizen who also had a spark of life, a sense of humor and adventure.
Steve MartinWhat I mean is that none of my talents had a - what's that great word - rubric. A singer, an actor, a dancer - there was nothing I could really say I was. The writing came much later. And, actually, thank God, because if I had said I'm a singer, I would really have just had one thing to do.
Steve Martin