There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.
Steve MartinShe tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn't, because he didn't care.
Steve MartinI didn't worry if a bit got no response, as long as I believed it had enough response to linger.
Steve MartinWhat I mean is that none of my talents had a - what's that great word - rubric. A singer, an actor, a dancer - there was nothing I could really say I was. The writing came much later. And, actually, thank God, because if I had said I'm a singer, I would really have just had one thing to do.
Steve Martin