I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

A remarkable memoir that's packed with anecdotes, advice and humor, all while maintaining a high level of dignity and self-awareness.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.

I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.

I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?