In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, Hi, was it good for you too? If a girl spent the night, I'd wake up in the morning and then try to get her drunk.
Steve MartinI'm enamored with the art world. Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it.
Steve MartinThe teen years are extremely serious and everything matters and every insult really hurts. I know there are cliques and bullying. And you don't yet ยญunderstand that it will all go away.
Steve Martin