Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

I'm not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.

I've put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I've done terrible things to my dog with a fork.

I like all kinds of music. I listen to Abigail Washburn, the Punch Brothers, and Marc Johnson, the great clawhammer player. I also listen a lot to Sirius Radio, there's a lot of bluegrass there.

These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.

She has learned that her body is precious and it mustn't be offered carelessly ever again, as it holds a direct connection to her heart.