Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I love doing my surreal sing-along that had words that no one could follow.

It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it - The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.

I knew I wanted to be in show business so I took the path of least resistance. I loved comedy. But you never know you are funny until people laugh. It's just what I was interested in. I could make people laugh, I guess, but doing it at school and doing it onstage are very different things.

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.