You can't make something beautiful by trying to make something beautiful. Something becomes beautiful in the process of trying to be something else.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

It's pain that changes our lives.

Communication has changed so rapidly in the last 20 years, it's almost impossible to predict what might occur even in the next decade. E-mail, which now sends data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light, has replaced primitive forms of communication such as smoke signals, which sent data hurtling across vast distances at the speed of light.

introductions are hard to come by when your natural state is shyness

Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping.