Whether I'm involved in creating something or not, it's a personal issue of do I respect it. But you can only know that five or ten years later.

These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.

Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.

It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping.

I couldn't see his face, because the light came in from behind him and he was in shadow, and he said, "I am Picasso." And I said, "Well, so what?

I don't watch myself gener­ally. I do something, see it once, and then I'll probably never see it again unless it's an accident.

I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.