Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.
Steve MartinIn talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, Hi, was it good for you too? If a girl spent the night, I'd wake up in the morning and then try to get her drunk.
Steve MartinYou know, you're really nobody in L.A. unless you live in a house with a really big door.
Steve Martin