Knowledge of means without knowledge of ends is animal training.

I just don't identify myself with a place. I just don't get it. Like, why am I cheering for this town? Towns are good and bad but they don't have principles, constitutions. You wouldn't go to war for your town.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

...it is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart.

Why sip from a tea cup, when you can drink from the river.

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man and I'm thoroughly lovable.