How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?
Steve MartinDon't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve MartinWhen I first started doing my comedy act, I just desperately needed material. So I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines. I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.
Steve Martin