Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

As much as I remember, I just thought, I want to sing a song that starts normal and ends crazy.

I'm always looking for something to engage my imagination and take me on a little mental voyage. I just want a new topic in my life.

I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.

I think there are people out there writing original bluegrass songs, but it's hard to get them out on the air.

I don't watch myself gener­ally. I do something, see it once, and then I'll probably never see it again unless it's an accident.

I did a lot of things when I first started out. In order to be in show business, I juggled, I did magic tricks, cards tricks and I played the banjo.