The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.
Steve MartinI was not self-destructive, though I almost destroyed myself. In the end, I turned away from stand-up with a tired swivel of my head...
Steve MartinI never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.
Steve MartinI think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to be alone. To have your relationships be casual and also to pose as a solitary person, because it was more romantic. You know, I was raised on the idea of the ramblin' man and the loner.
Steve Martin