I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

All of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.

I just wanted to be in show business. I didn't care if I was going to be an actor or a magician or what. Comedy was a point of the least resistance, really. And on the simplest level, I loved comedy.

Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.

I have found that-- just as in real life--imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.

Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.

It is the perfect wrong time for Jeremy to do to Mirabelle what she had done to him - call him up for a quick fix - because;, in a sense, she is now betrothed. Her first date with someone who treated her well obligates her to faithfulness, at least until the relationship is explored.