A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.

It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it - The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.

she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses.

I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point.

I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.

I'm 48. For a while after 'The Jerk' (movie) I had a feeling of failure. I was a little scared. First people discover you and they love you. You get big and then you fail. And people are glad that you fail. But I've always come back and I've started to trust myself.