A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Private companies have a lot of capital. They can run things efficiently and get projects built.

I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.

She was feeling her bohemian oats.