At first I had no skills in writing comedy. I didn't know what a joke was, but, as someone once told me, your emotions follow your intent. If you create the intention of starting a comedy act, slowly your mind starts adjusting and you arrive at a new emotional state.
I love doing my surreal sing-along that had words that no one could follow.
I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar.
All of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.
It was easier to sell a painting that was not for sale.
It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping.