We've taken what was just once a racetrack and made it a multifaceted gaming destination for the entire region.

Awards mean nothing to comedians. What matters is the audience, how you're doing - artistically, for the most part - at that moment.

You can't make something beautiful by trying to make something beautiful. Something becomes beautiful in the process of trying to be something else.

Yeah, well, we're all writers, aren't we? He's a writer that hasn't been published, and I'm a writer who hasn't written anything.

Comedians don`t get Oscars, so I gave up on that a long time ago. And I can`t really speak about the Oscar-worthiness of my own performance.

I think there are people out there writing original bluegrass songs, but it's hard to get them out on the air.

I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.