So, I can hurt now, or hurt later.

You know, you're really nobody in L.A. unless you live in a house with a really big door.

Well, today the Grammys is much much better than the Oscars. I think the differences in the shows are that the Grammys are much wilder. The Oscars is much more people in the industry. And people dress wilder, I think, at the Grammys.

introductions are hard to come by when your natural state is shyness

I hope people find my movies funny and will watch them years from now. And, in terms of writing, I hope that something remains that will not seem old-fashioned, that will still have a ­vibrancy to it 50 years from now.

Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.