I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I cannot smell mothballs because it's so difficult to get their little legs apart.

You cannot make your opportunities concur with the opportunities of people whose incomes are ten times greater than yours.

It was easier to sell a painting that was not for sale.

I feel good about being able to take bluegrass on to television like 'Letterman' and 'The View,' and I've heard nice things about being able to do that. I really haven't felt any negativity toward me or my music.

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.

...a young man, Jamaican, perhaps, his head circled in a scarf with sunbleached dreadlocks on piled on top, looking like a plate of soft-shell crabs.