It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

Yeah, well, we're all writers, aren't we? He's a writer that hasn't been published, and I'm a writer who hasn't written anything.

I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

College totally changed my life. It changed what I believe and what I think about everything. I majored in philosophy.

I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

So, I can hurt now, or hurt later.