There are some people that will not pick up a phone and call you, but if you knock on a door and talk to them, they'll talk back to you.

The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.

Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours.

I cannot smell mothballs because it's so difficult to get their little legs apart.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

I'm always looking for something to engage my imagination and take me on a little mental voyage. I just want a new topic in my life.

When people ask me, ‘how do you make it in show business,’ or whatever, what I always tell them — and nobody ever takes note of it ‘cuz it’s not the answer they wanted to hear…but I always say, ‘Be so good they can’t ignore you.’