I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive.

When I first started doing my comedy act, I just desperately needed material. So I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines. I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.

Or is it that I think too much?

The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.

I think films are about having a good time, so I don't know that there's a message. The message of a film is always what a critic writes, and the fun of a film or the emotion of a film is what the audience feels.

Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny.

She had destroyed whatever was between us by making a profound gaffe: She met me.