What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

The self-prepared dinner is a great time killer for lonely people and as much time should be spent on it as possible.

The environment changed with Martha Stewart and Enron.

I'm not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.

If you saw her in these moments, you might think she was collecting her thoughts in order to go forward. But I see it another way: Her mind is being overwhelmed by two processes that must simultaneously proceed at full steam. One is to deal with and live in the present world. The other is to re-experience and mourn something that happened long ago. It is as though her lightness pulls her toward heaven, but the extra gravity around her keeps her earthbound.

I feel good about being able to take bluegrass on to television like 'Letterman' and 'The View,' and I've heard nice things about being able to do that. I really haven't felt any negativity toward me or my music.

If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.