What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

Being on Twitter is like having a fern.

I was very interested in vaudeville. It was the only sort of discipline that was a five-minute act on stage, which is what I really enjoyed and saw myself doing. And I bought books on it.

I can juggle. I started juggling as a kid. And when I worked at Disneyland, I knew a juggler there named Christopher Faire, and he taught me how to juggle. I used it in my comedy act for a while.

You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.

Mirabelle is attractive; it's just that she is never the first or second girl chosen.

With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.