Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

All of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.

I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.

There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.

Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.